We heard these potential County and Western songs that made us crack up.  This is why we love County and Western musice.  Here they are....

1. 1.    If You Can't Live Without Me, How Com You Ain't Dead.

2. 2.    It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long

3. 3.    If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

4. 4.    If The Phone Don't Ring, You’ll Know Its Me

5. 5.    How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away

6. 6.    I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well

7. 7.    I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim’s Getting’ Better

8. 8.    I Wouldn’t Take Her To A Dog Fight ‘Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win

9. 9.    I’ll Marry You Tomorrow, But Lets’ Honeymoon Tonight

10. 10.  I’m So Miserable Without You, It’s Like You’re Still Here

11. 11.  If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I’d Be Out Of Prison By Now

12. 12.  My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him

13. 13.  She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

14. 14.  You’re The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

15. 15.  Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure

16. 16.  She’s Looking Better After Every Beer

17. 17.  I Ain’t Never Gone To Bed With An Ugly Woman, But I’ve Sure Woke Up With A Few